Dr. Bilk's Horrorscopic Misfortune Telling Machine

The futute is scary. Let Dr. Bilk's Horrorscopic Misfortune Telling Machine tell you exactly how scary. Don't blame the machine or Dr. Bilk if/when the horrorscope you are given turns out to be true - the machine is merely the messenger.

So, if you dare, and at your own risk, click the button below to receive your horrorscope.

Last updated October 29, 2020.