Dr. Bilk's Horrorscopic Misfortune Telling Machine
The futute is scary. Let Dr. Bilk's Horrorscopic Misfortune Telling Machine tell you exactly how scary. Don't blame the machine or Dr. Bilk if/when the horrorscope you are given turns out to be true - the machine is merely the messenger.
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Last updated October 29, 2020.