Horrorscope - A silly generator of bad fortunes.

A while back I was going to play with building apps for android/ios, so I built a little app that generates bad fortunes/horoscopes. I never followed through on the apps, but I did build all of the text-generating stuff. It’s kind of like a hyperactive cross between a long-winded magic 8 ball and a pessimistic mad libs book.
I dug up the code while organizing my mess of a “open projects” folder and decided to put it up for all to see/mock.